Which house has the least weight?
house of cards, o ha!
Ang ulam namin kagabi
| Kid: | How much is the bear claw [replica]? |
|---|---|
| Adult: | Five dollars |
| Kid: | ARE YOU SERIOUS?? |
| Adult: | ... |
| Adult: | If you want to believe, look at the tag |
Name a sport you play. :)
Archery!
…sa Wii sports, haha!
Which superhero would you want to be rescued by?
Siyempre si Kapitan Sino! <sipsip>
Speaks 20 languages?
cleverbot
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
To prevent the convict from contracting tetanus which may potentially disrupt the activity of poison in blood
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there’s wet paint he has to touch it?
Because man is essentially a sucker for things that don’t make sense like wishing upon a star.
Kung may kapangyarihan ka, ano mas gusto mo, change the PAST o change the FUTURE? bakit?
Future becomes present tomorrow becoming past the day after. In essence, the concept of time is just bullshit.
I therefore abstain from choosing.
Can I keep you? -J.
But you’re not Casper!
Single or Taken?
Taken for granted
What’s your favorite zoo animal?
Pinakapaborito ko yung ostrich na tumae sa harap namin habang kumakain kami ng ice cream.
You + me = __________.
baby!!! :shock:
(P.S. ______________.)
Pautang ako. Bayaran ko later.
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Hold my breath! O, ha.
