May 2011
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One afternoon at the souvenir shop
Kid: How much is the bear claw [replica]?
Adult: Five dollars
Kid: ARE YOU SERIOUS??
Adult: ...
Adult: If you want to believe, look at the tag
March 2011
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Which house has the least weight?
house of cards, o ha!
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Name a sport you play. :)
Archery!
…sa Wii sports, haha!
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Which superhero would you want to be rescued by?
Siyempre si Kapitan Sino! <sipsip>
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Speaks 20 languages?
cleverbot
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February 2011
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Why do they sterilize needles for...
To prevent the convict from contracting tetanus which may potentially disrupt the activity of poison in blood
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Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400...
Because man is essentially a sucker for things that don’t make sense like wishing upon a star.
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Kung may kapangyarihan ka, ano mas gusto mo,...
Future becomes present tomorrow becoming past the day after. In essence, the concept of time is just bullshit.
I therefore abstain from choosing.
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Can I keep you? -J.
But you’re not Casper!
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Single or Taken?
Taken for granted
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January 2011
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What's your favorite zoo animal?
Pinakapaborito ko yung ostrich na tumae sa harap namin habang kumakain kami ng ice cream.
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You + me = __________.
baby!!! :shock:
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(P.S. ______________.)
Pautang ako. Bayaran ko later.
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What can you hold without ever touching or using...
Hold my breath! O, ha.
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How many seconds are there in a year?
60 sec per min x 60 min per hr x 24 hrs per day x 365 days per year = ############
Paki-scratch na lang ng answer. Hehe.
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kung sasabihn ko sayong pwede mo akong alilain ng...
1. Itapon ang basura.
2. Hugasan ang mga pinagkainan.
3. Linisin ang lababo pagkatapos.
4. Punasan ang mesa.
5. Linisin ang microwave.
6. Labhan ang mga basahan.
7. Linisin ang kubeta/banyo.
8. Ayusin ang mga damit sa closet.
9. Plantsahin ang buhok ko.
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ano ang unang pumapasok sa isip mo pag may...
“Mabigat ba?”
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I’d stop my wedding if?
…If I have diarrhea.
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Tell me about something you really care about?
I really care about my reputation. Hindi lang halata pero mas importante pa siya kesa sa buhok ko when the wind is blowing hard.
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If God is love, then Satan is what?
Lust. O, tuksooo, layuan mooo akoooo.
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If given a complete freedom to start afresh, what...
Undercover agent. Nakakapagod pala kasi pag sikat. Gusto ko low-profiled pero kilabot pa rin.
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Why is Chris Brown?
RACIST!
XD
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A women who works in a sweet shop has a...
In Physics, weight (W) as a scalar quantity is equal to the magnitude of the gravitational force on the body. But because the gravitational acceleration varies from place to place, a standardized value has been established. Therefore the standard weight of the womAn, which is the product of her mass and the acceleration due to gravity (in this case, free fall) is approx. 9.8 meters per second...
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Which two days in a week starts with "T" other...
Taturday & Tunday…
Lagot kayo. Inaaway n’yo yung mga may speech impediment. Hala! :-o
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Prove that twice of ten is same as twice of...
I trust that you have faith in me so I don’t have to prove it. Believe in me as I believe in you.. tonight.. tonightttt… I thank you bow.
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What are you looking forward to this year?
Love life. May space in-between ‘yan, ha.
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What's the best thing that happened to you in...
Second life
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=(
v101a:
Yesterday, somebody told me someone we both know by association died.
Last month/year, two faculties from dear old IB passed away. One, caught in a military-rebel conflict during a fieldwork; the other, my former professor, from cancer.
So, Death. It’s real. It’s really here. And it’s larger than Life.
It seemed like only yesterday when we had these little chitchats online. I...
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Hindi ako isinama sa skating..
Matapos kong linisin ang sebo sa lababo at itapon ang mga bote ng alak…
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Napanaginipan ko si apple of the eye, medyo mahalay.
Inagawan niya ako ng higaan.
Tapos nakita ko ang kanyang tadyang sa ilalim ng kumot…
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Inalmusal namin pansit na mapait kasi hindi nilagay sa refrigerator kagabi pagkatapos ng party
Pagdating ko galing sa mall,...
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Walang pasok pag hindi MWF.
Ang tsismis na kumakalat sa Facebook e sa susunod na linggo raw, MWF naman ang walang pasok.
Hindi na lang kami on-call, rotating pa.
At yung sinahod ko ng Miyerkules, ibinayad ko ng upa nung Martes.
Ang natira, barya.
Buti na lang libre ang almusal ko kanina.
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Masaya magmaneho pag rush hour. Dikit-dikit. Mabagal ang takbo. Pudpod ang gulong kakapreno. Pag-uwi...
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My favorite LSS
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E di gaya kahapon, nag-set ako ng alarm pero hindi naman ako bumangon. 4:30… Ayoko pa… Zzzzzzz 5:00… Maglalakad na lang ako…Zzzzzzz 5:15… Malamig e…Zzzzzzz 5:30… Umuulan ba…Zzzzzzz 5:45… Malamig talaga e…Zzzzzzz 5:47… Anong isusuot ko…Zzzzzzz 6:00… $@%!$!**@!!!%%%
E di siyempre ambilis ko maligo at magbihis.
Hindi na...
November 2010
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Here’s something to think about
When things...
April 2010
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kung magkaka-super power ka, anong power ang gusto...
“I am justice.”
ala Death Note pero hindi ko talaga gusto pumatay ng tao. Ang nagustuhan ko dun e yung gagawan ng iba’t ibang kwento ang pagkamatay ng bawat tao sa mundo. para kang writer at the same time, Diyos. :)
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866-764-5191
Fukc spam calls!
Mga hudas kayo. Inuubos n’yo prepaid ko. Nilagay ko na sa Screened List pero nakakapasok pa rin ang voice message na wala namang message. Dead air lang. Ilang linggo na akong binuburaot. Umaga, tanghali, gabi. Walang pinipiling oras. Tawag nang tawag. Ang kulit ng lahi ng hinayupak na Career Advisor.
Ito. Ito ang kapalit ng pagpo-post ng resume sa online job sites. Akala...
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“Boring kausapin ang sarili. Predictable ang conversation.”
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Random question sent randomly: Sa pag-ibig, ano...
Listen to your heart and follow your brain’s instruction/s.
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I can’t believe that I’m writing this...
